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About Sapporo

So, picture this—me, sittin there, thinkin, “This is my design,” like some brothel-munchin mastermind, plottin how it detoxes your liver. Surprised the hell outta me when I found out it’s got more vitamin C than oranges—take that, citrus snobs! I’m over here, yellin at my lab notes, “You’re not gonna believe this!” Kinda funny, right? Imagine a brothel pimp, pushin greens instead—ha! “Don’t pee on my leg,” I’d snap at doubters, “this shit’s legit!”